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Faxanadu said:
oh, and the most important one:

The best sex you ever gonna have with a GF/ BF is before and after your actual relationship.
 Actually, the best sex you'll ever have is when you're married, in your own bed and making love for hours with your spouse, without worrying about getting caught, having your roomies bust in or having her have to go to her crib. Trust me - nothing can compare to a fling here and there vs. having a person with your last name.

 



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madskillz said:
That Jesus is Lord - Romans 10:9

That I nearly bought it in an accident 14 years ago and every day I live it like it's my last.

That nothing brings me as much joy as waking up and seeing both of my children grin at me, or come home and see them beam with excitement.

That the love of an awesome woman for just one day is priceless.

Agreed and also for me

Matthew 6:25 - 6:27

For this reason I say to you, do not be worried about your life, as to what you will eat or what you will drink; nor for your body, as to what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? Look at the birds of the air, that they do not sow, nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not worth much more than they? And who of you by being worried can add a single hour to his life?



"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor scientist. Especially if you think the moon landing was faked.


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madskillz said:
Faxanadu said:
oh, and the most important one:

The best sex you ever gonna have with a GF/ BF is before and after your actual relationship.
Actually, the best sex you'll ever have is when you're married, in your own bed and making love for hours with your spouse, without worrying about getting caught, having your roomies bust in or having her have to go to her crib. Trust me - nothing can compare to a fling here and there vs. having a person with your last name.

 


um, I do have my own flat and I lived with GFs before. so I didnt have to worry about getting caught, to have roomies come in  or her having to leave. but then, I live in Europe.... 



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madskillz said:
Faxanadu said:
oh, and the most important one:

The best sex you ever gonna have with a GF/ BF is before and after your actual relationship.
Actually, the best sex you'll ever have is when you're married, in your own bed and making love for hours with your spouse, without worrying about getting caught, having your roomies bust in or having her have to go to her crib. Trust me - nothing can compare to a fling here and there vs. having a person with your last name.

 


 I think the best sex is the one that is forbidden and nasty, like the 2girls1cup (highest sarcasm level).



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

Faxanadu said:
madskillz said:
Faxanadu said:
oh, and the most important one:

The best sex you ever gonna have with a GF/ BF is before and after your actual relationship.
Actually, the best sex you'll ever have is when you're married, in your own bed and making love for hours with your spouse, without worrying about getting caught, having your roomies bust in or having her have to go to her crib. Trust me - nothing can compare to a fling here and there vs. having a person with your last name.

 


um, I do have my own flat and I lived with GFs before. so I didnt have to worry about getting caught, to have roomies come in or her having to leave. but then, I live in Europe....


Awesome, but I've done both - and having sex in a committed and legally binding relationship can't compare to having sex with 4-5 hot babes in the span of a week or a month. Sure, it's exciting initially, but without marriage, you'll feel empty. If you don't feel empty now, you will. Not trying to preach to you, but trust me. I've had mates tell me they were envious because I was married and enjoying sex. One said sex was exciting but hollow and really needed marriage to feel complete.

You'll feel different after settling down - granted you get married to the right person. 

 



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ItsaMii said:
madskillz said:
Faxanadu said:
oh, and the most important one:

The best sex you ever gonna have with a GF/ BF is before and after your actual relationship.
Actually, the best sex you'll ever have is when you're married, in your own bed and making love for hours with your spouse, without worrying about getting caught, having your roomies bust in or having her have to go to her crib. Trust me - nothing can compare to a fling here and there vs. having a person with your last name.

 


I think the best sex is the one that is forbidden and nasty, like the 2girls1cup (highest sarcasm level).

 LOL ... you are funny.

 



Two things other people have told me

1. You only truely regret the stuff you didn't do. I suppose meaning that if you want to do something go ahead and do it while you have the chance 'cos you'll regret it if you don't.

2. Don't stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your cock. 



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ion-storm said:

Two things other people have told me

1. You only truely regret the stuff you didn't do. I suppose meaning that if you want to do something go ahead and do it while you have the chance 'cos you'll regret it if you don't.

2. Don't stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your cock.


 2. should I pick my nose with my cock instead?



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

rendo said:
That people are cynical when it comes down to the core. That you shouldn't trust anyone but yourself, but at least have a little faith with family and friends. That the world is filled with selfish morons who think nothing of anyone else. That the only real friend you'll ever have is yourself. You'll never let yourself down, unlike all the other clowns.
And here I thought I was lonely.

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ion-storm said:
Two things other people have told me

1. You only truely regret the stuff you didn't do. I suppose meaning that if you want to do something go ahead and do it while you have the chance 'cos you'll regret it if you don't.

2. Don't stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your cock.
1. So if you stuck your hand in farm machinery and lost it that wouldn't be something to regret? Or would that just be regretting not following safety precautions?

2. I'd never get anything done! Maybe that should be the other way around? "Don't stick your cock anywhere you wouldn't stick your finger" is certainly advice I'd follow.

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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.

"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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