madskillz said: Faxanadu said: oh, and the most important one:
The best sex you ever gonna have with a GF/ BF is before and after your actual relationship. | Actually, the best sex you'll ever have is when you're married, in your own bed and making love for hours with your spouse, without worrying about getting caught, having your roomies bust in or having her have to go to her crib. Trust me - nothing can compare to a fling here and there vs. having a person with your last name. |
I think the best sex is the one that is forbidden and nasty, like the 2girls1cup (highest sarcasm level).
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."