They should give that kid to me. I live in a paradise of good food, good movies, good music, and good video games. My Wii can babysit her while I'm at school. Also, I don't have a hose or a proclivity towards harming 3 year olds. Her evil mom could send me the money to pay for her food and clothes. And then when the kid's 18, I'd set her free, and we'd hunt down her mother and spray her with a firehose full of face-melting acid.












