Ok, technically it's just a cold. But this isn't your normal "could I get another tissue and a throat lozenge?" cold. This is the Cloverfield monster, bowser and Darth Vader all rolled in to one of colds.

 So as I lay here in a state of quasi death, please cheer me up. 

I hope you get better Stof... take it easy, just kick back for a few days/weeks

You're going to die soon and it ends your suffering.

I hope i managed to cheer you.

Ebola....you fucked with a monkey?

if there is afterlife, please come back and give us a sign at vgchartz.com
we will miss you

Don't breathe in this direction please.

Awww... I'm sorry stof.

I just had the flu, and it sucks.

Have you gone to see a doctor?

Get some medicine?

You seem fine.. although i'd be worried if your post ended like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

^ happy now?