By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close

Forums - Nintendo - SSBB's lowest score appeared that ruin your day accoding to MAXIM!!!

Yes, no more perfect scores like Famitsu.....

 

Super Smash Bros. Brawl


Rating:
Yes, 4 out of 5! 80 out of 100!!!
Reviewed by:
Scott Jones


Like Bette Midler, mixed martial arts, and TV's Prison Break, either you're a drooling, babbling fan of Smash Bros., or you're utterly mystified by all the fucking fuss. There is no in-between. Curious? Here's the Smash Bros. recipe: Take a traditional fighting game, add in some platforming elements, include obscure, semi-obscure, and utterly obscure character from every Nintendo game ever made, and voilà, you've got yourself a video game that makes the nipples of fan boys automatically auger their way through their T-shirts. Featuring online multiplayer—a first for the series—and several who-fucking-invited-you-to-this-party guest stars, including Solid Snake and Sonic the Hedgehog, Brawl gives the lovers more to love. And it gives the haters more to hate.

 

http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/reviews.aspx?p_id=13418

Bonus: http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/archive.aspx?type_id=4

 



Poor PS3 Sales Means Smaller Losses

"Actually, because the number of units sold was not as high as we hoped, the loss was better than our original expectation," Quotes from Sony’s CFO Nobuyuki Oneda.

Around the Network

Because everyone reads Maxim for their in depth and informative video game coverage and not for the half naked women on their covers.

It's also nice to see they gave Apollo Justice, Patapon, and No More Heroes 6/10.
/sarcasm



CIHYFS?

The score is only due to the 5 point system... but the review itself was poor anyway.



5 point systems suck and shouldnt be allowed, even though i guess there is tecnically 6 points 0% 20% 40% 60% 80% 100%. Also magazines that use this system and give 4.5/5 could make it look nicer by putting 9/10.



that was a crappy review. i didn't really get the obscure characters part. it should have read "include many of the biggest characters in video game history, along with some obscure nintendo characters" and also i didn't get why they bashed sonic and solid snake being in it too. very bad review, the actual review seemed like it was bashing brawl and saying if you aren't a fanboy you'll hate it (completely ignoring that its a party game that should appeal to pretty much anyone who doesn't specifically hate all things nintendo), yet they gave it a 4 out of 5.



end of '08 predictions: wii - 43 million,  360 - 25 million, ps3 - 20 million

 

Games I've beat recently: Super Mario Galaxy, Knights of the Old Republic, Shadow of the Collossus

 

Proud owner of wii, gamecube, xbox, ps2, dreamcast, n64, snes, genesis, 3DO, nes, atari, intellivision, unisonic tournament 2000, and gameboy

Around the Network

I have to think that any reviewer that takes pride in "putting nintendo fanboys in place" wasn't going to give this a 5 out of 5.  Still picking up the game tomorrow :).



Great. Can't wait until this is averaged into Metacritic and Gamerankings. I don't think that any game deserves to surpass Ocarina of Time.



So they say this - "Like Bette Midler, mixed martial arts, and TV's Prison Break, either you're a drooling, babbling fan of Smash Bros., or you're utterly mystified by all the fucking fuss. There is no in-between"

And then give it a 4 out of 5... Doesn't that put them " in-between"?



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

exactly what i was thinking stof



end of '08 predictions: wii - 43 million,  360 - 25 million, ps3 - 20 million

 

Games I've beat recently: Super Mario Galaxy, Knights of the Old Republic, Shadow of the Collossus

 

Proud owner of wii, gamecube, xbox, ps2, dreamcast, n64, snes, genesis, 3DO, nes, atari, intellivision, unisonic tournament 2000, and gameboy

DMeisterJ said:
Great. Can't wait until this is averaged into Metacritic and Gamerankings. I don't think that any game deserves to surpass Ocarina of Time.
 there s no way they would put this review in gamerankings 

 



Try Rage Of Bahamut ! Free trading card and RPG game on ITunes / Android. Use Code : Laa49998 

And get free  rare card.  Enjoy !