I'm 28 and have never managed to survive past the itchy as hell stage of growing a beard!! The pleasure will never be mine

This thread turned into complaining about not having a beard. :(

You make this right after I cut down my epic beard...

Here is my beard currently. 

Nice! Looks like the one in your profile pic

I'll post a pic someday, just need a recent one of my full and glorious beard. I decided to keep it some years ago and never looked back.

My avatar pic is just me 25 years from now.

i can grow a beard, but i will not, because its a red..

Ginger beards are acceptable, actually funny thing is my mustache grows a litte red while everything else is black, I have black hair.

Very nice you keep that well groomed by the looks of it.