Yeah, the closest thing I could find on the wiki was thief, but that's not what I am. Not gonna post my card, though.

Just so you know, Smeags left about quarter of an hour ago if you're wondering why he isn't replying.

Not asking you to. Don't want a replay of yesterday. Ever play with any swappers before? Or is this the first?

Smeags why are you so complicit with the way this information was handled?
You completely and utterly trusted sparks, and have gone along with this info without the single thought that he might be scum.
You have no beaststone. Your only conclusion should have been that you were stolen from, not swapped. You have no proof of sparks truthfulness. For all you know, sparks should be a liar, or you should at least be having some questions.

umm, I could kill you right now if you want. Would that be proof enough for you?

Also I'm not exactly sure how balancing works in this game but what are the chances that a BP vest, 2 vigilantes, a "swapper", a governor and a doctor are all town? Especially with it being known that there is a "dancer" and a body guard in town as well?

I think I consider you my best friend in this game - so many things you say I would have never conisdered, and I'm pretty sure your a townie :O

That doesn't really prove anything other than the fact that you have a daytime kill role.

I thought we already established that everyone had a power, or at least this was role madness.

Anyway, RCTjunkie's with his BP vest is probably mafia. So you can remove him from town side. In fact, Trucks' ability means it's highly likely. Smeags was a day vig, so night-time BP is useless. I'm not sure if the governer is confirmed town, but whatever to that. The Doctor could be mafia, I don't know.

Dancer is pretty neutral, and so is bodyguard.

It would prove that you were town or mafia, not sure about much else. I do gotta say it worries me that he would threaten you like that. Might as well be saying "vote/suspect/question me and I'll gut you!"