That can only come from someone who does not appreciate serious dramas and even worse, has not watched Simoun. 

This is the only ship you posted I agree with.... We found the rare emilia shipper, where's my master ball?

Am I the only one who prefer Hachiman x Iroha? :( Well, Link is the only one shipping Subaru and Emilia too... Otherwise, I've seen a lot of series lately, hard to keep in mind the shippings I've thought about. I agree with some posted here, and would add Satoru x Kayo (Boku dake ga inai machi), Shinichi x Kana (Parasyte), Yamada x Nene (or Yamada x Noa, Yamada kun and the seven witches), and Rito x Momo (To love ru). Others are canon so I'm not sure if it counts (Kokoro Connect, Bokura wa minna kawaisou...). 

I like this ship too, I just don't want him with Yui.  As for the two Yamada ships I don't mind each especially Noa but i'm fine with how it went (I stopped after chapter 90). Rito x Momo is also the best and yes Canon ships count. You and me share a lot of ships from what I could tell. The only ones I didn't agree with or couldn't agree with are the ones I haven't watched.

Just leaving this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntA6sb51Uzc

To be perfectly honest, I really wouldn't wish Subaru on anyone. The whole "you saved my life so I love you" cliche in anime is way over-used, as well.

See, that's why you don't watch animes with guys in it. Nobody for the girls to swoon over.

There's a dozen of us! The pain of the anime only adapting a small part of the original work... :(

Don't worry the author wants the entire thing animated.

Yes, but it will probably take two years before season 2 adapts one arc, then another 2 years, and it just goes on and on and on until they adapt all ~80 volumes/all ~12 arcs.

Still better than a ~0% chance of an animated sequel (cough Haruhi)