Yeah, I almost crapped my pants trying to read your second set of poo.
I'm going to try the splash guard the next time I go.
I hate guard dogs too.
Good thing I don't like hot food, I've never had to face the reality that is cajun poo.
I split my sides when I read the "Turd Burglar" holy shit this was genius!
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good thread.....
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
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| That Guy said: AIR RAID POO When you sit down to poo and only farts come out |
Oh Air Raid Poo, how I hate you.
Fun/embarrassing story of the day that the air raid poo made me think of.
There is one kind of poomissing from this list (and I'm not clever enough to think of a name): the poo that you think is a fart (shart?).
One day long ago when I went to Australia with some student ambassador program (People to People I believe it was called) and it was just me and a bunch of other 8th graders. Anyways, we got to Australia pretty late and everyone was hungry since the plane food was shit so we stopped at McDonalds. I went in to go to the bathroom and started peeing. During that I felt a sudden fart come on so not thinking much of it I let it out since I was already in a bathroom.
Well it wasn't a fart. The back of my pants suddenly felt wet and apparently the shit airplane food gave me the shits. I ran to a stall, took off my underwear (luckily nobody was in there), and then quickly threw my shitty underwear in the garbage can. I'm sure that smelled lovely.
So yeah, I had to go out to one of the chaperone's and tell them I just crapped my pants and I needed to get under the bus to find my bag and get a fresh pair of underwear. So yeah, that was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
Hooray random embarrassing story of the day.
Is there a name for that one little poo straggler that will not flush? No matter how many times you flush the toilet, it floats back to the top.
Yes, note "the Artifact"
AN ARTIFACT This is a mostly solid poo that appears to be normal at first glance. Once flushed however, fecal remnants remain attached to the bottom of the bowl for the next pooper or poopers to discover.
turd burglar is hilariously named
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