| That Guy said: AIR RAID POO When you sit down to poo and only farts come out |
Oh Air Raid Poo, how I hate you.
Fun/embarrassing story of the day that the air raid poo made me think of.
There is one kind of poomissing from this list (and I'm not clever enough to think of a name): the poo that you think is a fart (shart?).
One day long ago when I went to Australia with some student ambassador program (People to People I believe it was called) and it was just me and a bunch of other 8th graders. Anyways, we got to Australia pretty late and everyone was hungry since the plane food was shit so we stopped at McDonalds. I went in to go to the bathroom and started peeing. During that I felt a sudden fart come on so not thinking much of it I let it out since I was already in a bathroom.
Well it wasn't a fart. The back of my pants suddenly felt wet and apparently the shit airplane food gave me the shits. I ran to a stall, took off my underwear (luckily nobody was in there), and then quickly threw my shitty underwear in the garbage can. I'm sure that smelled lovely.
So yeah, I had to go out to one of the chaperone's and tell them I just crapped my pants and I needed to get under the bus to find my bag and get a fresh pair of underwear. So yeah, that was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
Hooray random embarrassing story of the day.
