@d21lewis---i have that when i sit down...one time i had to have some one call a plumber b/c i was stuck in the s-bend...that hurt

 If I was out for the night why would I leave wherever I am, get in my car, drive home, take a minute to go to the bathroom, drive back to wherever I was, park, and then resume whatever I was doing?

Yeah, that happens when I'm at home, taking a crap.  I thought maybe the water level in my toilet was just too high, but I think that "my blessing" is also a curse.

Ew.  This thread is gross.

I prefer going in the sink


Joking OFC

Oh God, you're hilarious. "why U sit on public toilets!!1"

You don't have to sit to know that someone didn't flush.

Well, I don't really have much of a problem with public toilets, as all of the ones that I use either have the l8ight-sensor system that lolita was talking about. Or there are constant cleaners working, that check everything before the next person goes in.

Well, that was a lie, my school toilets are disgusting. It's not even a case of flushing, people seem to think that it's much more cool to just piss on the floor, or take a dump on the toilet seat. It's sick.

There was one toilet at Reading Festival which was just filled with shit. It must of got blocked, and then people just kept shitting in it, until it was just a big mound of shit.

Oh you think you have it bad. I have two brothers who never flush the toilet no matter what, imagine how bad it is for me. Seriously, it takes about a second to reach over and press down on the toilet handle. It's not a serious effort I don't know why people don't do it.