I was afraid this wasn't a joke thread but then I got to the second paragraph.

Put your sister on, she'll be able to tell.

Better yet, just put her through to my instagram.

I agree. They'll never outsell Xbox One and Wii U at this rate.

You have never been good at making joke threads...... much love though.

It's because most of the time, with the experience people have had reading here, they're not sure if I'm joking or not.

Score. Just got a used/refurb off Amazon for $280, I don't feel as schmuckish now after this highly indepth write-up about the PS4 (in?)finite powers!

Next gen is about dumbing down the console branding and message to the TV and sports crowd in order to expand the market.

Hardcore gamers however are very isnecure bunch and feel that they are not catered to if they are not the center of attention when it comes to branding...

I honestly do think the Xbox One will make a killer cable box in a couple years, add DVR function, toss a cablecard in that bad boy and rent it out for $17.95 a month.

I'm a hardcore netflix user, and I get upset when companies don't treat me as the center of the world when they try to throw gaming at me. I already have a roku/chromecast. If I wanted games, I'd buy a ps4.

Hahaha...europe is blind