"In addition, our researchers started reviewing Japanimation films and Asian adult videos, searching desperately for more information."

^WTF???

"Oriental woman use the exclamation, 'Wii,' when they experience extreme pleasure during a sexual encounter outside of marriage,"

Ok, I stopped reading after the last sentence, this is too much, why married women can't say "Wii!!!!!" when they are with their husbands???

Oh you don't want  to know. It involves a drunk moose, limping, lubrecation, and salami

And PS3 means retard raping themselves  using a dead monkey

"The Japs are at it again," Pastor Deacon Fred told church members on Sunday. "I let President Bush know from the very beginning that he needs to keep a keen eye on our so-called Asian allies to the East. They still hold a grudge against our Christian Nation because Jesus let us blow up their cities in World War II. We should have seen this coming, since the name of the console itself is an anagram for WWII. They were just trying to be fiendishly subtle, by dropping the first 'W' and calling it WII," he said. "Friends, we can't drop our guard on the Japs. They used Pokémon to get at our children in the 90's, and since we were savvy enough to call their bluff on that nonsense, they began working on another way to destroy our Godly country from the inside out! The Wii gaming system comes off as neatly packaged family fun, but the Devil's fingerprints are all over it!"



Lol nintendo is pissed off about WWII. Wtf.

Damn, that site is just too over-the-top to be funny. Unless anybody actually knows people like that...

There's some pretty kooky people out there...

Landover Baptist is pretty funny sometimes though...not quite SDF funny...but close.

hahahahhahahahahaha, omg. This site has to be a joke right? No one in their right minds can actually believe half of this bullcrap?

I found the funniest bit of the article the part about how the girls are going into isolation for 3 years...wtf? lol. Thats just hilariously stupid.

I'm still laughing haha.

Haha funny lol. Very hot remote action on the pic though..

You sound like you already knew it. Well if you did know it, then I will indicate the TRUE GEM of a site that led me there.

http://www.fstdt.com/

Again, NOT FOR FUNDAMENTALISTS (maybe there are none around here, but after seeing the site you'll start thinking they are everywhere). The first time someone showed it to me, I spent something like 2 hours or more reading the Top 100 (http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1) . I don´t remember ever laughing like that.

Note: this has nothing to do with videogames at all, lol