I use to think the the titanfall box art looked pretty badass until I realised something. There are no bathrooms on the battlefield, right?

So what if your pilot went out into the woods to take a dump. Where no one could see him. That would explain why hes out of his titan and squating.

And now that i've realised that I can't look at it the same way again... and neither can you since you just read this lol

I'll take that as you're a city man.

Well? How else are they going to pinch one off? Take a shit in titan?

i cant look at that without thinking of my 2 year old nephew XD
when he sits like that watching the cartoons he's gonna need a diaper change soon, lol

I'm gonna go to the bathroom and make a "titan fall", too.







I'm talking about poop.

I read a biography about a U.S. army sniper. He would camp out on rooftops sometimes for days at a time. He would poop and do whatever in the bag that carried his food and when he's finished with his mission would take the bag/ bags with him. Titanfall matches are what? 10 minutes at the most? They can hold it in.

Maybe giant battle robots have internal vaccums, as soon as you get in one you get a Dyson hose rammed in your behind.

Feel the cyclone!

The proper titans reuse the poo as fuel

I am quite a condescendent person, so I do wonder... why are you so inquisitive about the defecating aspects of games? (ignoring by all means the general developer fascination towards toilets). I am as intrigued as horripilated of your motivation when opening such a troubling discussion.