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Forums - General - who would win in a fight: Batman or Jesus

The debate is that Batman (The superhero) would beat God (The all powerful being) in human formmore often in a fight on any terrain. 

There are a few parameters that I shall set for the fight

1) Batman has full access to all of his gear and any vehicles he owns
2) I will not argue about the existence of God, It is agreed on that he does exist 
3) The debate is about who would win more fights on average, please do not cling to one scenario, there will be multiple scenarios presented in the debate

And more importantly

4) Any power that is given to God in human form must be referenced to scriptures in the Bible to show that God possesses that power, you cant just make sh*t up and give it to God and use the argument "Well of course he has that power, he's God! 

 

Me personally,  I say with enough prep time Batman. No contest. Think about it, Batman beat Superman so I have no doubt he could when this. But what do you gets think?

 

Also for the record Batman is just as real as Jesus so that agreement Is invaild here




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Jesus wouldnt fight, he would stand there and take it.


but if you want to ignore that and for some reason jesus and god would want to fight. Jesus could request the other parts of the holy trinity to become involved. and seeing as how they created the universe they could do what ever they wanted. Heck didnt they kill the first born son of every family in egypt that didnt have sheeps blood painted over the door?

You say "god in human form" But god is in all forms at once, He is the father, the son AND the holy spirit. God would win end of story. no super hero beats god.



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DD_Bwest said:
Jesus wouldnt fight, he would stand there and take it.


but if you want to ignore that and for some reason jesus and god would want to fight. Jesus could request the other parts of the holy trinity to become involved. and seeing as how they created the universe they could do what ever they wanted. Heck didnt they kill the first born son of every family in egypt that didnt have sheeps blood painted over the door?

You say "god in human form" But god is in all forms at once, He is the father, the son AND the holy spirit. God would win end of story. no super hero beats god.

Agreed.  If Jesus wanted to fight, it wouldn't even be a fight.  But otherwise he would just let Batman beat the tar out of him.  I'm all for speculating about fights, but this one seems to be a pretty open-and-shut case to me.



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Why is Batman hitting Jesus?

I dont even want to hear the ranting of the religious freaks that say he can do anything because he is who he is....

Oh and the Christians may be bad too.



Sometimes you have to stop and wonder "is this real life?" This is that moment.

Jesus would by the very nature of who he is. It's like saying who win between goku and luffy.



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Batman, cause jesus can only turn cheeks



Jesus had some badass abilities, but non of them were useful for combat. Don't know, Batman might take this one.



well, *not* using the "he's God, so he can do anything" argument, I'd have to say that Batman would win. A handful of dudes and a couple of pikes to the abdomen did Jesus in. I think Batman is a little more sophisticated than that



Jesus could literally turn Batman off. No contest. This is about more that power and might. Jesus would know everything Batman is thinking. Know everything he will ever do.

Jesus turns all the water in Batman's body into wine. Instakill.
Jesus wishes Batman dead. Instakill.
Jesus is somehow killed by Batman. Comes back to life in three days. Repeat. Eventual kill.

You want a fair fight? Jesus vs. the Holy Spirit.



Preeep Time! That's all batman needs to win this, trust me.




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