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It doesn't play my VCR movies. Honestly. What a waste of money.

It also can't output HD graphics, even when I have it plugged into my SDTV! I mean, does it even have a graphics card?

And how about that controller? Not only does it KILL the environment by EATING batteries, but it's such a gimmick.

And what kind of name is "nunchuck"? Are you trying to "chuck nuns" or something?

Give me a break.



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Ps3-Wii=Xbox360



Proud owner of a Wii, a Xbox360 and a PS3 (...two PS3's...)


My main brawl characters

Now playing:

wii:Super smash bros. brawl, The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
ps3: Guitar hero 3,4,5. Rock Band 1,2. Resistance 2
Xbox360:Nhl2k9, Mass Effect, MW2, Halo 3.


"And what kind of name is "nunchuck"? Are you trying to "chuck nuns" or something?"

I never even saw it coming. POW!

And by the way the Wii is so underpowered I had to disguise it in an NES skin to hide the shame of owning such a weak system.



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The Wiimote: Video game controller, or sex toy? Only my wife knows for sure.



There need to be more violent games released on the Wii. Using the motion control to chop someone 's head off with blood oozing all over the place would be sweet.



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lolz teh wii is 274 intellivisions duct taped together!!!1!11



^ More like CoD PIECE amirite?



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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.

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"Naturally the common people don't want war: Neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, IT IS THE LEADERS of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is TELL THEM THEY ARE BEING ATTACKED, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. IT WORKS THE SAME IN ANY COUNTRY."  --Hermann Goering, leading Nazi party member, at the Nuremberg War Crime Trials 

 

Conservatives:  Pushing for a small enough government to be a guest in your living room, or even better - your uterus.

 

My only complaint is that it doesn't play DVD. I need that since I travel a lot and I take my Wii with me, and I would like DVD functionality instead of getting my DVD player too.



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it's a wii, the name, motion control