9k masterbations pshhhh, if teenagers average 10 seconds per fap it should be way higher.
| theprof00 said: Over 2 million batteries purchased
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Hilarious.
I am the Playstation Avenger.
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That's really impressive, that must be like, 100K of executed voice commands?
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
| Porcupine_I said: That's really impressive, that must be like, 100K of executed voice commands? |
Awww you beat me to it, I was going to put that at the end of the list.
"Over 100m old people saved by kinect after witnessing them fall and autodialing 911"
lol, you make my day with this one.
Nsanity said:
He wasn't funny at all. |
In the words of the Scottish biker from the movie, Mad Max, "You nor't have a sense of humour".
Homeroids said:
In the words of the Scottish biker from the movie, Mad Max, "You nor't have a sense of humour". |
nsanity is our resident grump, so no worries. Glad you liked the OP! I had fun writing it.
9.5/10. Funny stuff.
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Some interesting and useless stats there
Xbox Series, PS5 and Switch (+ Many Retro Consoles)
'When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called the people's stick'- Mikhail Bakunin
Prediction: Switch 2 will outsell the PS5 by 2030
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