What's the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds?

 There's twenty of them.

Best one yet!  Awesome...

telling ya the best one is

what do you get when you hit a baby in the head with a hammer

(pause)

i dont know about you but i get a bonner

Too many racist and pedophile jokes for my taste.
I posted this one on the breasts thread:

Video games are just like tits. They were both made with kids in mind, but in the end only the adults play with them.

How is a peni$ like a rubrics cube?

The more you play with them, the harder they get

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I forget...

Sorry in advance for these.


Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of stampeding elephants coming over the hill?
A: "There's a herd of stampeding elephants coming over the hill!"
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of stampeding elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: (they will say NO). Works, doesn't it?!
Q: How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge?
A: There's footprints in the butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their ears yellow?
A: That's not paint, its butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red, blue, green, orange, yellow, and brown?
A: So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: How did the pygmie break his back?
A: He tried to carry a bag of M&Ms home from the store.

BCrayfish - GTFO!

I cringed. >_

Hey hey now, they're great for checking to see if a girl is laughing at your jokes because she likes you. :3

Hahah! Are you sure they'll definitely not be laughing at YOU and not the jokes? ;)