Sorry in advance for these.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of stampeding elephants coming over the hill?
A: "There's a herd of stampeding elephants coming over the hill!"
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of stampeding elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: (they will say NO). Works, doesn't it?!
Q: How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge?
A: There's footprints in the butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their ears yellow?
A: That's not paint, its butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red, blue, green, orange, yellow, and brown?
A: So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: How did the pygmie break his back?
A: He tried to carry a bag of M&Ms home from the store.
CIHYFS?
