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bdbdbd on 13 February 2008

I actually created this thread to test my just downloaded Opera Mini 4.0 (to those who are interested in mobile browser http://www.mini.opera.com ). The end user agreement was pretty funny IMO, it told not to use the software for example to control airplane or in nuclear facility maintainence. Shit, all i wanted to use this browser was to fly a plane and control nuclear power plant. So post your funny disclaimers/agreements/etc. Edit: Is it just me, or does the post show in narrow column to all?



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highwaystar101 on 13 February 2008

I was once eating a packet of mixed nuts, when I looked at the back of the packet to see "WARNING: contains nuts". no shit



Final-Fan on 13 February 2008

On the packaging for a CD wallet:

"Becomes portable when carried"



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El Duderino on 13 February 2008

The german military handbook reads:

"When crossing a river you must start swimming without permission as soon as the water reaches your head."

and

"When climbing a tree you must stop climbing at the end of the tree without asking for permission."

Yeah we germans do very little without permission... wonder how many soldiers were lost this way before the manual was printed. 



 

 

 

bdbdbd on 13 February 2008
El Duderino said:

The german military handbook reads:

"When crossing a river you must start swimming without permission as soon as the water reaches your head."

and

"When climbing a tree you must stop climbing at the end of the tree without asking for permission."

Yeah we germans do very little without permission... wonder how many soldiers were lost this way before the manual was printed. 


No wonder the axis lost WW2. They should have had the manual back then. I've been laughing to all those posted while reading them.

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El Duderino on 13 February 2008

Another one was:

"No soldier may report the death of another soldier unless his head is at least one foot away from his body."

Yeah like he´s going to pull through if his head is only half a foot away from his body... 



 

 

 

Rath on 13 February 2008

The lable on a tractor that says "Danger: Avoid death" is a classic

So is the swedish chainsaw with a warning lable "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals"