Could everyone please:
Post in the proper forum.
Thank you very much.

A Translucent Dog
Walks in the park Merrily
Soon killed by Klingons

I think that's 5-7-5...

Some members can't count
The number of syllables
Their haikus don't work

adapted from:

Some members can't count
The number of syllables
What are they, stoopid or sumfink?

I play video games

When it's too cold to go out.

Guitar Hero III

There Aren't Any Gods
But There is one person close
That is Trent Reznor


HOW'D I DO? =D

 edit : I know it's not game related but who cares =P

God is Trent Reznor
Trent Reznor. God. Trent Reznor.
Reznor. Trent. Reznor.

 Exactly, now why didn't I come up with that =O

Maldito haiku
Sus mentes ha atrofiado
Haiku malvado

Spanish syllable are counted like this:

Mal+di+to = 3
Hai+ku = 2
3+2=5

Sus+men+tes+(Ha a)+tro+fia+do =7

Hai+ku=2
Mal+va+do=3
2+3=5

Haiku's are supposed to be about nature, but i'll bite:

I come here each day
and I see the same again
I won't miss a thing.

 We're waiting for some haiku, soriku.