The Stanley Parable Review

Play it. Or not.

Graphics - Serviceable.
Story - More meta than Metacritic.
Gameplay - Purposefully nonexistent.
Sound - Relevant.
Entertainment Value - Whatever you make of it.
Replay Value - Passable.
Power Level - Broly would be impressed.
Amount of Charts - Not as many as VGChartz.

Verdict - 88888888888888888888888888888888888 ad infinum.

Score - Standard pretentious-yet-rather-delightful indie game score/8

If Broly is impressed I will definitely pass. It is a well known fact that Broly fakes his power level. In reality he is a wimp. I only follow Cell, it's power is supreme, it's even on the PS3.

I respect how Broccoli destroyed Planet Vegetable.

He is kinda dumb, he destroyed his own planet. You see, it proves my point, he was a pussy waiting to get fucked by Goku.

Truth.

I'm glad you accept it. As a reward for your acceptance I will proceed to inform myself about the game. Because I don't have any idea of what that game is.

It's better to go in blind. But if you insist, you can check out Metacritic.

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/the-stanley-parable

Wow 90 on metacritic? I don't use metacritic but it must be good if it has a 90. I won't read any review though. The only question now is if my PC can handle it xD.

If your PC can handle the average Source engine game (Portal, for reference), then it probably can.

I will play it then! I can run Team Fortress 2 on minimum settings so I'm sure I can handle it then . Thanks!