Do you wipe standing or sitting?

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Marks on 21 September 2013

I lean to the left and wipe from balls to back. That detailed enough for ya?

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Baalzamon on 21 September 2013

People actually wipe while standing? Wtf

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Icy-Zone on 21 September 2013

I wipe standing up. I also take it further by running the toilet paper under a tiny bit of tap water to really keep my asshole spotless. I use a lot of toilet paper too.

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blightedpersona on 21 September 2013

enditall727 said:
One thing i hate about American toilets is the dreaded toilet water backsplash. The water is high enough for it to happen every once in a while.

I would say that it happens once every 2 years or something

Every American KNOWS what i'm talking about. People can act like they have no clue what i'm talking about but we all know that they aint fooling the Chad Daddy

..when the water splashes back and hits your ass with an UNBELIEVABLE direct hit

Ahh, yes, the dreaded power dump

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VGPolyglot on 21 September 2013

Standing.

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marioboy2004 on 21 September 2013

I wipe standing but my but cheeks come together and the feces has a mash potato consistency.

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brendude13 on 21 September 2013

Jay520 said:

brendude13 said:

Haven't you told us this story before?

Not sure. I doubt it though.

Fart condensed into liquid shit, anal leakage between classes, something like that.

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think-man on 21 September 2013

JinxRake said:
What the Hell kind of debates do you have with friends and how much liquor is involved usually?

Hahaha I can't even remember how this came up, but basically about 8 of my friends do it sitting apart from me and 2 others( some how this came up in convo) and I said I bet alot of people do it standing and this is what I was trying to prove. I knew less people would do it standing but I thought the polls would be around 20% standing 80% sitting. Hopefully people havent been silly and voted for the opposite.

And yes lots of liqour is always involved xD

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Euphoria14 on 21 September 2013

think-man said:

Galaki said:
I don't wipe.

What do you then?

Pressurized water that sends a blast at his ass.

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Euphoria14 on 21 September 2013

enditall727 said:
One thing i hate about American toilets is the dreaded toilet water backsplash. The water is high enough for it to happen every once in a while.

I would say that it happens once every 2 years or something

Every American KNOWS what i'm talking about. People can act like they have no clue what i'm talking about but we all know that they aint fooling the Chad Daddy

..when the water splashes back and hits your ass with an UNBELIEVABLE direct hit

Ah, the infamous power dump.

Edit - Beaten by 7 hours, lol.

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