It's none of your business.

Lol then why comment xD

Sometimes I sit
Sometimes I stand
but I always wipe with my left hand:)

Fling it at Jahova's witness's?

I don't wipe, I dab. You end up with a cleaner butt, becuase you're not smearing shit everywhere. You also end up with less rashes.

I sit close to the end of the toilet seat. I lift my left butt cheak into the air as my right butt cheak rests on the toilet seat. This allows more room for my hand to get around. I then get 2 pieces of 2-ply toilet paper and fold it in half. Then with my left hand I dab my butthole. Use more toilet paper as necessary. I never use my right hand, because that's the hand I eat with. It's also the hand you use to shake people's hands.

You all should try this dabbing technique. I've suggested it to a few people already and they couldn't thank me enough about how it saved their buttholes.

pbroy said: I don't wipe, I dab. You end up with a cleaner butt, becuase you're not smearing shit everywhere. You also end up with less rashes. I sit close to the end of the toilet seat. I lift my left butt cheak into the air as my right butt cheak rests on the toilet seat. This allows more room for my hand to get around. I then get 2 pieces of 2-ply toilet paper and fold it in half. Then with my left hand I dab my butthole. Use more toilet paper as necessary. I never use my right hand, because that's the hand I eat with. It's also the hand you use to shake people's hands. You all should try this dabbing technique. I've suggested it to a few people already and they couldn't thank me enough about how it saved their buttholes.

Never had a problem with rashes. Are you sure you wern't using sand paper? lol

Of course in third world countries, some people lack toilet paper. In this instance, you will have a little water bucket, cup or ladle. You pour the bucket with your right hand on your buttocks as you wipe away from your genitals area until your butthole and surrounding area is clean. Wash hands thoroughly with soap when done.

What is your buget for diaper rash cream then?  Wiping is so very important, even if you have a bidet handy, it is more of a secondary proceedure.  Just thinking about your health.

What I tell my kid is front to back and every time... no exceptions.  The effects of fecal bacteria colonies on skin are terrible.  And wash your hands too, for everyones sake not just your own.

WTF lol!!

Why would anyone do it sitting, then your literally putting your hand in the toilet and you might touch...