pbroy on 21 September 2013
I don't wipe, I dab. You end up with a cleaner butt, becuase you're not smearing shit everywhere. You also end up with less rashes.
I sit close to the end of the toilet seat. I lift my left butt cheak into the air as my right butt cheak rests on the toilet seat. This allows more room for my hand to get around. I then get 2 pieces of 2-ply toilet paper and fold it in half. Then with my left hand I dab my butthole. Use more toilet paper as necessary. I never use my right hand, because that's the hand I eat with. It's also the hand you use to shake people's hands.
You all should try this dabbing technique. I've suggested it to a few people already and they couldn't thank me enough about how it saved their buttholes. 
