Standing and I use that baby kind off toilet paper, which is humid and perfumed. don't know how is it called in english.

can't believe the ammount of people who do it sitting. its disturbing.

I still can't decide wether people are voting "standing" as some sort of elaborate prank or it's really a thing. This is crazy. It would be interesting to collect some demographic information along with wiping position.

Edit: Googled it and found other polls on the subject with similar results. I'm impressed.

I dont know how you cansit down and wipe. I put a foot up on the toilet seat so its easier

Damn all mobile browsers

Came in here thinking it was gonna be a spurgeonryan's thread. I was gonna read every posts but damn all mobile browsers!

I squat off the toilet, wipe first with toilet papers about three different times or 'til it's bright white then I wipe with wet wipes. On occasions, I dig deep.

For all you people who are worried about your hand getting in the toilet water/piss/poop if you wipe sitting down, how saggy is your arse? Because if you lift 1 cheek to spread your ass apart you should easily have 4-6 inches of clearance.

Wiping your ass while standing is like taking a piss while lying on the floor, sure you could probably do it but theres a more effective way of doing it. Any poster who has posted that they wipe while stand has lost a lot of credibility in my eyes. I mean how can I take you seriously when you can't even wipe your ass right?

This thread has ruined sandwiches and mashed potatoes for me forever.

I sit in public restrooms and stand in my own home.

Sitting ofcourse. Standing just complicates things and you lose leverage. Plus you get to sit duh.

Sitting and baby wipes after...it's the only way to go.