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Aj_habfan on 03 July 2008
obieslut said:
psrock said:
If you can make a girl laugh, you're half way to getting her.

 

that must be why i aint a virgin then lol

 

Come on, you're not THAT ugly.

 

 

J/k..............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But seriously, you should get that checked out.



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NiKKoM on 03 July 2008
deathcape said:
I'm a virgin....not bad I hope

hmm...I would have loved to loose it a year ago..but yeah...if it happens..it happens
if not..XDDD like someone else said before me:

if I hit 19 and still haven't had sex, I'll go to the prostitutes or hit up a total slut

 

Now that's the spirit!! j/k But honestly.. that's a waste.. find a girl that you like.. because you only have it once and when you use it it's gone.. it's not like you can press reset..



 

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deathcape on 04 July 2008
NiKKoM said:
deathcape said:
I'm a virgin....not bad I hope

hmm...I would have loved to loose it a year ago..but yeah...if it happens..it happens
if not..XDDD like someone else said before me:

if I hit 19 and still haven't had sex, I'll go to the prostitutes or hit up a total slut

 

Now that's the spirit!! j/k But honestly.. that's a waste.. find a girl that you like.. because you only have it once and when you use it it's gone.. it's not like you can press reset..

 

 hehe..I know ^_^ but I was just copying him...to think of it...I might lose it at 18...woo! just in time?



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elgefe02 on 04 July 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Just make sure to really clean your wang after you urinate. You filthy Americans with your shake move disgust me. You need to clean that shit with water. Babywipes are good for the butt, but rinse the wang. Or you can use some dry toilet paper on your ass, then wet TP, then dry TP again. But anyway, your stream of urine is not a lazer. It will spray. Some will be left on your penis. If you ever dream of having somebody close to that thing, it better be spic and span.

Also, I recommend shaving the goods. When your crotch is cleaner than her crotch, they go crazy. They don't know what to believe in anymore.



psrock, do you really shower 3 times a day? I keep my crotch and ass cleaner than anybody I've discussed this with... but if I've already taken one shower, I only take a second one after exercise or sexercise for a quick rinse. Never 3.

 

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sc94597 on 04 July 2008

Wow its amazing what I was reading earlier today. About 40% of teenagers in the U.S have lost their virginity before 14. That is really young. Also alot of people in my school lost it at 12. That is so young. I might wait a year or two though.



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alpha_dk on 04 July 2008
elgefe02 said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Just make sure to really clean your wang after you urinate. You filthy Americans with your shake move disgust me. You need to clean that shit with water. Babywipes are good for the butt, but rinse the wang. Or you can use some dry toilet paper on your ass, then wet TP, then dry TP again. But anyway, your stream of urine is not a lazer. It will spray. Some will be left on your penis. If you ever dream of having somebody close to that thing, it better be spic and span.

Also, I recommend shaving the goods. When your crotch is cleaner than her crotch, they go crazy. They don't know what to believe in anymore.



psrock, do you really shower 3 times a day? I keep my crotch and ass cleaner than anybody I've discussed this with... but if I've already taken one shower, I only take a second one after exercise or sexercise for a quick rinse. Never 3.

 

Shaving the goods really work Kids... Learn from the Pros

Just a few words of advice though...

1) BEWARE OF RAZOR BURN
2) use lots of shaving cream; it constricts the skin
3) OH MY GOD THE RAZOR BURN

 



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Neos on 04 July 2008
deathcape said:
NiKKoM said:
deathcape said:
I'm a virgin....not bad I hope

hmm...I would have loved to loose it a year ago..but yeah...if it happens..it happens
if not..XDDD like someone else said before me:

if I hit 19 and still haven't had sex, I'll go to the prostitutes or hit up a total slut

 

Now that's the spirit!! j/k But honestly.. that's a waste.. find a girl that you like.. because you only have it once and when you use it it's gone.. it's not like you can press reset..

 

 hehe..I know ^_^ but I was just copying him...to think of it...I might lose it at 18...woo! just in time?

yea my mind was busy with the same thing, only before 18 instead of 19, and that did work out though. Meh being virgin or not, who cares, being laid for the first time is not special, having lots of different girls, not that's special =D.

 



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Neos on 04 July 2008
alpha_dk said:
elgefe02 said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Just make sure to really clean your wang after you urinate. You filthy Americans with your shake move disgust me. You need to clean that shit with water. Babywipes are good for the butt, but rinse the wang. Or you can use some dry toilet paper on your ass, then wet TP, then dry TP again. But anyway, your stream of urine is not a lazer. It will spray. Some will be left on your penis. If you ever dream of having somebody close to that thing, it better be spic and span.

Also, I recommend shaving the goods. When your crotch is cleaner than her crotch, they go crazy. They don't know what to believe in anymore.



psrock, do you really shower 3 times a day? I keep my crotch and ass cleaner than anybody I've discussed this with... but if I've already taken one shower, I only take a second one after exercise or sexercise for a quick rinse. Never 3.

 

Shaving the goods really work Kids... Learn from the Pros

Just a few words of advice though...

1) BEWARE OF RAZOR BURN
2) use lots of shaving cream; it constricts the skin
3) OH MY GOD THE RAZOR BURN

 

hm, i don't use cream and it never burns. I do have soft hair though..

 



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alpha_dk on 04 July 2008
Neos said:
alpha_dk said:
elgefe02 said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Just make sure to really clean your wang after you urinate. You filthy Americans with your shake move disgust me. You need to clean that shit with water. Babywipes are good for the butt, but rinse the wang. Or you can use some dry toilet paper on your ass, then wet TP, then dry TP again. But anyway, your stream of urine is not a lazer. It will spray. Some will be left on your penis. If you ever dream of having somebody close to that thing, it better be spic and span.

Also, I recommend shaving the goods. When your crotch is cleaner than her crotch, they go crazy. They don't know what to believe in anymore.



psrock, do you really shower 3 times a day? I keep my crotch and ass cleaner than anybody I've discussed this with... but if I've already taken one shower, I only take a second one after exercise or sexercise for a quick rinse. Never 3.

 

Shaving the goods really work Kids... Learn from the Pros

Just a few words of advice though...

1) BEWARE OF RAZOR BURN
2) use lots of shaving cream; it constricts the skin
3) OH MY GOD THE RAZOR BURN

 

hm, i don't use cream and it never burns. I do have soft hair though..

 

Well, I envy you then.

 



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The Ghost of RubangB on 04 July 2008

Yeah I don't use shaving cream either. I just grab a Mach 3 and drag it all over my goods in a shower or in the bath. It hurt the first 2 or 3 times, but it's never hurt since.

Man, the first time I was so nervous it took me an hour and I went through 2 whole bottles of shaving cream. Now I do it in 1-2 minutes with no cream, no burn, no cuts, and I can do it with my eyes closed if I have to.



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