Are you a virgin?

[Neos]

alpha_dk said:

elgefe02 said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
Just make sure to really clean your wang after you urinate. You filthy Americans with your shake move disgust me. You need to clean that shit with water. Babywipes are good for the butt, but rinse the wang. Or you can use some dry toilet paper on your ass, then wet TP, then dry TP again. But anyway, your stream of urine is not a lazer. It will spray. Some will be left on your penis. If you ever dream of having somebody close to that thing, it better be spic and span.

Also, I recommend shaving the goods. When your crotch is cleaner than her crotch, they go crazy. They don't know what to believe in anymore.



psrock, do you really shower 3 times a day? I keep my crotch and ass cleaner than anybody I've discussed this with... but if I've already taken one shower, I only take a second one after exercise or sexercise for a quick rinse. Never 3.

 

Shaving the goods really work Kids... Learn from the Pros

Just a few words of advice though...

1) BEWARE OF RAZOR BURN
2) use lots of shaving cream; it constricts the skin
3) OH MY GOD THE RAZOR BURN

 

hm, i don't use cream and it never burns. I do have soft hair though..