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weezy said:
wfz said:
dtewi said:
Ah I don't care.

I know a lot about sex.

More than a 12 year old should.

 

Now that's an interesting statement. How much should a 12 year old know?

dude ,dont they teach sex ed in the 5th grade?

 

"Insert the erected penis into the vagina.."

 

I remember I was busting up laughing when I heard that in class. My teacher made me sit out in the hall.

 

 

 

 

Not for me. I had already trained the class to laugh at innuendo, so the real thing was even more hilarious. If you didn't laugh during Sex Ed, you've either already done everything the teacher is saying or you're trying not to.

 



 

 

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I'm gonna bump this bad boy on my twentieth birthday. I'll probably still be a virgin then.



it's your birthday? Happy birthday!

Oh, and I guess I should answer... uh, nope.



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weezy said:

BTW

"F" stands for..
Funking Pimp


Here's a tip for you virgins out there.

The ladies dont want a dude who sits there and plays computer games for like 8 hours a day, let alone some dude who has a shitty, SHITTY ass job and is broke like a joke(because you spend whatever income you have on mountain dew, upgrading your computer, and Taco Bell/McDonalds). Buy yourself some fucking noxema, clean up your pimply face, and get your self some new shoes and clothes.

Seriously, any cute girl would laugh in your face!(if it already hasn't happen to you..many, many times)

Yo, get some soap and clean up your B.O. The ladies dont want to kick it with some stinky ass nerd goblin who hasnt seen the sun for days!

Oh yeah, another thing that would help, and this is crucial, If your pastey and flabby, get out in the sun, get a tan, and hit the gym! Seriously, take 30 minutes out from your busy day in your moms basement playing FPS on your computer, and do some push ups and sit ups!!!!!(white isnt a bad color, I love me white girls, just thought I should add that) :)

Try interacting with people face to face. Some people who are on this site act like they havnt ever been to a party or have friends who arent straight-up gamers. C'mon you can do it. Dont be scared.

Learn to be sociable. (My god, being social will do you wonders.) 

Don't be bitter! No one wants to kick it with some asshole who just sucks and is lame.

One more thing. if you live with your parents and your 19+, get out your mommas house, dorkboy. All the girls in the world are laughing at you and think your a clown ass sucker!

Ok virgins(you know who you are), hear me out, you will remember the day you first seen a vagina(not on the interweb) and you will think, god damn, This weezy guy just seriously almost got me laid!!!!(Almost. Because you would obviously screw it up at the very end).

 

 

You forgot to say sociable in REAL LIFE... not on internet forums.. :)

And you forgot to mention: NEVER SAY THAT YOUR A MEMBER OF VGCHARTZ... that's not a turn on for girls...

On topic: Yes I was a virgin 10 years ago.. I really miss that time.. hmmm.. no I don't..

 



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

No, it's not my B-day.

I said I'm gonna bump it when it happens.

My b-day is October 21st.



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Actually I learned about sex in 3rd grade. It was because I got like this science book from my aunt and uncle for Christmas(yeah that was really nice lol) and it explained everything in the health section.



DMeisterJ said:
No, it's not my B-day.

I said I'm gonna bump it when it happens.

My b-day is October 21st.

 

 um..... are you serious?  is that your real birthday?



Hey that is 2 days after my birthday.



O I forgot.. I wish all the virgins best of luck when their time comes and may the force be with you..



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

Baddman said:
DMeisterJ said:
No, it's not my B-day.

I said I'm gonna bump it when it happens.

My b-day is October 21st.

 um..... are you serious?  is that your real birthday?

Yup, 10/21/1988.