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DucksUnlimited on 04 August 2013
JOKA_ said:
Good lord, its clearly a joke thread and the first two posters suck all the fun out of it.

I loled OP

I agree.



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theprof00 on 04 August 2013

Maybe we should add some speed holes



DucksUnlimited on 04 August 2013
theprof00 said:

Maybe we should add some speed holes

But I don't want to go to funnyjunk to view this image.



theprof00 on 04 August 2013
DucksUnlimited said:
theprof00 said:

Maybe we should add some speed holes

But I don't want to go to funnyjunk to view this image.

How bout that one?



DucksUnlimited on 04 August 2013
theprof00 said:
DucksUnlimited said:
theprof00 said:

Maybe we should add some speed holes

But I don't want to go to funnyjunk to view this image.

How bout that one?

Seems like a good idea. But the holes really ought to be more square for maximum aerodynamificationism.



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DucksUnlimited on 04 August 2013
RolStoppable said:
Microsoft needs to come up with a buzzword like "blast processing". Maybe something like "the power of the cloud". It sounds vague, yet impressive. Only the sky is the limit.

You haven't heard? The stripes are equipped with 8gb GDDR5 Cells capable of blast processing via the power of the cloud. Should be simple enough to market.



avais1993 on 04 August 2013

I know it wont make it faster, but just to compete with the PS4 they should add some spinning rims aswell



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DucksUnlimited on 04 August 2013
avais1993 said:
I know it wont make it faster, but just to compete with the PS4 they should add some spinning rims aswell

How do you know that? Are you an insider?



avais1993 on 04 August 2013
DucksUnlimited said:
avais1993 said:
I know it wont make it faster, but just to compete with the PS4 they should add some spinning rims aswell

How do you know that? Are you an insider?


I work in microsofts tech department, we actually got the name 360 from spinning rims on the console beforehand, but decided to cut it out last minute to avoid high costs. However we feel the rims will really capture our DUDEBRO's target market.



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DucksUnlimited on 04 August 2013
avais1993 said:
DucksUnlimited said:
avais1993 said:
I know it wont make it faster, but just to compete with the PS4 they should add some spinning rims aswell

How do you know that? Are you an insider?


I work in microsofts tech department, we actually got the name 360 from spinning rims on the console beforehand, but decided to cut it out last minute to avoid high costs. However we feel the rims will really capture our DUDEBRO's target market.

Interesting. Any word on the potential partnership with Xzibit?