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Forums - General Discussion - The official *What not to say to an officer* thread

madskillz on 06 February 2008

Ok, being a minority, you learn at a young age to keep your lip zipped when an officer asks you questions. That tool in Florida was mouthin off to security officers and got hit like a toaster in a bathtub.

I wanted to start things off with this list - feel free to add.

What not to say to a police officer/law enforcement official:

1. F**k the police!

2. Dang, I smell bacon

3. Isn't there a doughnut with your name on it?

4. I am amazed your holster still fits after a morning run for a dozen at Dunkin Donuts/Krispie Kreme

5. I'll give you a headstart, officer, and you still won't catch me

6. (With ski mask on ...) Can you give me directions to the nearest bank?

7. Let's audition for a spot on COPS

8. My friend won't share the weed/meth/crack

9. I have a prescription for that crack, sir

10. Honestly, I didn't know she was 12! 



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Garcian Smith on 06 February 2008

Anarchy NOW!!!

Bonus points if followed by a kick to the nuts.



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DSLover on 06 February 2008

11- I'm making a citizens arrest because you're not policing hard enough and therefore must be a criminal

12 - you are a Beast officer



 

 

antfromtashkent on 06 February 2008

13. is that what that sign meant?



FJ-Warez on 06 February 2008

14. Officer, does this looks like a STD???
15. Come on, grab the 10 box and let me go, you pig!!!
16. According to a friend I have the right to shoot you if you come to my place...



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Chrizum on 06 February 2008

When I was young, I too wanted to be an officer. Then I decided to finish school.



madskillz on 06 February 2008

ROTFL ... I am loving these responses!



antfromtashkent on 06 February 2008

@Chrizum 

My avitar on VG charts is for you!


kirby007 on 06 February 2008

krijg de tering, jood

get the ( insert disease here ) , jew



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kirby007 on 06 February 2008

what speed did you drive too catch up with me 220?



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