Ok, being a minority, you learn at a young age to keep your lip zipped when an officer asks you questions. That tool in Florida was mouthin off to security officers and got hit like a toaster in a bathtub.
I wanted to start things off with this list - feel free to add.
What not to say to a police officer/law enforcement official:
1. F**k the police!
2. Dang, I smell bacon
3. Isn't there a doughnut with your name on it?
4. I am amazed your holster still fits after a morning run for a dozen at Dunkin Donuts/Krispie Kreme
5. I'll give you a headstart, officer, and you still won't catch me
6. (With ski mask on ...) Can you give me directions to the nearest bank?
7. Let's audition for a spot on COPS
8. My friend won't share the weed/meth/crack
9. I have a prescription for that crack, sir
10. Honestly, I didn't know she was 12!
