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Seece said:
Angelus said:
Seece, you need to change your profile pic. The guy reminds me of my 11th grade Math teacher, and he was really fucking annoying lol

Seriously? I would have been in detention all time! Lucky bastard getting to look at a hot guy like that all the time :P

Dude I had a hot teacher, it was a little strange since we texted each other and chilled outside of school sometimes. lol



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Conegamer said:
I do feel for sharks. The whole thing is completely needless and yet they're attacked viciously. Glad shark week is a thing to raise awareness I must say.


Indeed, one thing I never forget about the book Jaws and I still remember is this part that they really did for the tourists:

"Watch this. This always gives the folks a boot.' Holding the leader in his left hand, he hoisted most of the shark out of the water.
With a single swift motion he slit the shark's belly from the anal fin to just below the jaw. The flesh pulled apart, and bloody entrails - white
and red and blue - tumbled into the water like laundry falling from a basket. Then Quint cut the leader with the wire snips, and the shark slid
overboard. As soon as its head was beneath the water, the shark began to thrash in the cloud of blood and innards, biting any morsel that
passed into its maw. The body twitched as the shark swallowed, and pieces of intestines passed out the hole in the belly, to be eaten again.

'Now watch,' said Quint. 'If we're lucky, in a minute other blues'll come around, and they'll help him eat himself. If we get enough of them, there'll be
a real feeding frenzy. That's quite a show. The folks like that.' Brody watched, spellbound, as the shark continued to nibble at the floating guts.
In a moment he saw a flash of blue rise from below. A small shark - no more than four feet long - snapped at the body of the disembowelled fish. Its jaws closed on a bit of flapping flesh. Its head shook violently from side to side, and its body trembled, snakelike. A piece of flesh tore away, and the
smaller shark swallowed it. Soon another shark appeared, and anothe, and the water began to roil. Flecks of blood mingle with the drops of water that
splashed on the surface.

Quint took a gaff from beneath the gunwale. He leaned overboard, holding the gaff poised like an axe. Suddenly he lunged and jerked backwards.
Impaled on the gafff hook, squirming and snapping, was a small shark. Quint took the knife from its sheath, slashed the shark's belly, and released it.
'Now you'll see something,' he said.  Brody couldn't tell how many sharks there were in the explosion of water. Fins crisscrossed on the surface, tails
whipped the water. Amid the sounds of splashes came an occasional grunt as fish slammed into fish. Brody looked down at his shirt and saw that is was
spattered with water and blood. The frenzy continued for several minutes, until only three sharks remanined, cruising back and forth beneath the suface...

....



iceland said:
Seece said:
Angelus said:
Seece, you need to change your profile pic. The guy reminds me of my 11th grade Math teacher, and he was really fucking annoying lol

Seriously? I would have been in detention all time! Lucky bastard getting to look at a hot guy like that all the time :P

Dude I had a hot teacher, it was a little strange since we texted each other and chilled outside of school sometimes. lol

Ah lucky ;P

I hope I get a hot teacher at University next year, I've had fantasies about banging my teacher for yeeears.

Anyway this is getting way off topic 0_o


@ Angelus - Nice



 

While were on the topic of hot people BOOM



shikamaru317 said:
^I've got to be honest with you Noble, I've never found Katy Perry to be that hot. She's pretty attractive, but not really my cup of tea.

Photoshop and make up do a LOT for her.



 

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Seece said:

Ah lucky ;P

I hope I get a hot teacher at University next year, I've had fantasies about banging my teacher for yeeears.

Anyway this is getting way off topic 0_o

I'm pretty sure we almost made out (maybe that was in my head lol)

and if you think my dreams are weird now... ermm Yeah we're getting off topic lol

So how bout dat Xbox?



shikamaru317 said:

^I've got to be honest with you Noble, I've never found Katy Perry to be that hot. She's attractive but not really my cup of tea.





There's the Noble I know and love lol



See ya in a week Noble!
Had some really hot teachers in middle school and a few in high school.



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Slade6alpha said:
See ya in a week Noble!
Had some really hot teachers in middle school and a few in high school.

Lol, it was on topic at the moment!