>2017
>I return home from my mandatory estrogen injections as required by the new Hillary administration
>Turn on computer
>Realize my allotted hour of internet time has ran out
>Spend next ten minutes updating my personal info on the NSA website before they will re-enable another hour of internet access
>Soon after, there's a knock on my door
>I answer, it's a single mother collecting community child support from all the men in the neighborhood
>She smiles and says, "trick or treat", holding out her money collection bag
>I recall I wasn't even able to pay my water bill this month because a girl down the street had twin children this week
>Overcome with rage, I say "Fuck off slut", before slamming the door
>As I turn around, my blood freezes
>My Xbox Kinect is still powered on, it saw everything
>I dash to rip it out of the wall
>Too late, my front door is bashed open
>Privilege police swarm my small apartment
>I am wrestled to the ground and a large pink boot is steps on my throat
>"This will teach you", an effeminate voice growls, as a huge, hairy, pangender, non-conformist multisex hambeast pulls out a rusty iron dildo
>I clench my ass in preparation for the worst, then...
>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
>The sudden loudness stuns me
>Blood spatter eveywhere, the Privilege Police have all fallen over
>The silhouette of a large man stands in the doorway
>It's Dorner
