What the hell is Mii Kabuki Theater?
I don't know if I should believe on this or not, as I'm a torn between the two. It sounds very awesome and to be honest, it also sounds like something that could happen. However, are Nintendo really that awesome that they can do this?
It would also be weird if this was fake, seeing that this is relatively detailed. But, those kind of things has happened in the past.

all of that is mostly expected anyways so...COME ON I WANT IT NOW!!!!! :

I'm sorry but that entire thing kind of seems like BS. A "Wii U Zapper"? Why would they bother, when motion controls ARE NOT the focus of the Wii U console?

Rather believable.

Its not the focus but at the same time Iits not ignored. Plus havent most Nintendo consoles (and other companies) had a Zapper in some form. And I think Nintendo made a ton of money off of accesories with the Wii and would like to this gen as well.

Well, they did file this patent not too long ago:

is this real? it doesnt look like it would be stable at all

Apparently so:

All from WiiUDaily.com. I just googled it by the way, first hit. There also seems to be a compact version, which looks better from the drawings at least. We'll see. It is the old design GamePad on the pictures though, so there probably been some more development in the mean time.

EDIT: Also; lol. But interesting nonetheless.

interesting, could be a cool product. I just wonder whats keeping the Gamepad in place, looks like it could easily fall off

God, it seems too good to be true, I guess we'll find out at E3.
Why is their an Activision Asks? They don't Wii U.