In Luigi's house, Dick Blower found indisputable evidence.

that bananaking had been sleeping with adolfs mother, Matilda

whom was a rather large bulbous woman filled with great

...joy. The fact that his hamster's mother was a human, and that she was found in Luigi's house, seemed to indicate...

..eh I'm rambling now, aren't I. I really came here to talk to you about some delicious onions I found....

They then ate the delicious onions and had sex all night, forgetting about Adolf's killer and living happily ever after. Meanwhile...The man who killed Adolf, Billy, stood outside the window, watching...always watching..

he could tell that bananaking was much, much better at sex than dick blower. as it turns out billy is obsessed with Matilda and was always spying on her

and sharing her interests. currently, he longed for bananaking, and feel banana's soft lips against his own one final time...

before mutilating his manhood with a fan. Billy snapped out of his daydream and interrupted Dick and Matilda's coitus in order to reveal his real identity as Mario.

Mario skipped away into the distance, cackling, holding Adolf's corpse in his hands. Meanwhile...at Dick Blower's hotel room...