holy crap... poor children all around.

Thank you for taking us out of our comfort zone with these threads...I guess?

My head hurts...

"peter jackson"

so this is his new movie?

Thats fucked up.

Is "sperm syringe" a colloquialism in the UK?

Wait...

She's a 14 year old and the mother needed to order sperm for her? She could've just sent her to a catholic school.

She should have waited till she was eighteen.

/s

Judge Peter Jackson. :D

Dissappointing mother, I would've gladly spermed her dau...

Hmmm. UK court so she'll get a 6 month suspended sentence most likely and be told that prison wouldn't benefit her at all. Our justice system is becoming a bit of a joke.

I don't know how anyone could ever put their daughter through this. Selfish selfish bitch of a mother.

you know this is the second case of a women from the US doing something crazy in the UK. I think the other involved a dog. weird shit.