Which CEO would win in a fight?

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Mr Khan on 27 April 2013

Kanto Japanese > Kansai Japanese > Americans

So, Kaz. Despite my Nintendo fandom, Kyoto is known for being more laid-back than Tokyo, so Hirai's probably got it.

Given statistics on your average American (even as wealthy as he is) Ballmer is likely less healthy than either.

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MDMAlliance on 27 April 2013

I don't think there really is a good way to tell just by looking at them.

Being "small" definitely does not mean you are weak and fragile.
Seeming overweight also doesn't mean you are out of shape.

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Bruxel on 27 April 2013

pezus said:

MDMAlliance said:
I don't think there really is a good way to tell just by looking at them.

Being "small" definitely does not mean you are weak and fragile.
Seeming overweight also doesn't mean you are out of shape.

Watch any of Ballmer's presentations and see how fast he loses his breath and begins to sweat like he's in a sauna. Plus, he is quite a bit older than the other two. Every year counts when you've gone that high.

its actually his tactic by acting like he is completley out of breath and near passing out he fools the enemy then attacks maybe.

he also has good dodging skills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npYsmDQs4C0

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yum123 on 28 April 2013

ballmer would kick both of there asses at the same time. he probably weighs as much of the 2 combined and seems like a nut that has a crazy streak in him

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thismeintiel on 28 April 2013

I would have to go with Kaz. He's the youngest and looks to be in the best shape out of all 3. Ballmer would quickly run out of breath. And Iwata strikes me as a person too nice to fight with his all. Well, unless he thought he was going to die, but this isn't a fight to the end.

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Andrespetmonkey on 28 April 2013

Not sure. Kaz looks like quite the swifty probably-knows-some-martial-art type asian, but Ballmer could just sit on him. No chance for Iwata, make Reggie the CEO and you've got a hell of a 3-way.

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Proclus on 28 April 2013

Ballmer easily, he's always on "over 9000" mode.

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Kasz216 on 28 April 2013

None of these three knows how to fight... So the winner ultimately would be the one most likely to spazz out, press the attack and get the other guys in a quick pindown on the ground.

So Balmer would probably win, because he's most likey to go nuts and if he gets one of the other two in a pin they aren't getting him off.

He might not have any endurance sure... but have any of you guys actually seen a real fight? It's not like an anime or boxing match. At most a real no holds bard fight among amateurs is lasting 3 minutes.

Only thing stopping Balmer is if one of the other two has some kind of fighting training their profiles don't suggest or if they team up.

Dude is just way too intense compaired to the other too..

Iwata likely is in last place. Seems waaaay to laid back.