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How many?

1 45 37.50%
 
2 22 18.33%
 
3 8 6.67%
 
diarrhea every day! 11 9.17%
 
once in 2 days 15 12.50%
 
once in 3 days 8 6.67%
 
once a week 3 2.50%
 
im a cyborg 8 6.67%
 
Total:120

Remember to go and tweet the response, saying your bowl movements are always on all day.



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Pretty much exactly once a day. Sometimes not at all and rarely twice. Practically never three times or more. Nice natural colour, healthy consistency. No worms. My... record... is seven days without .

Anyway, why am I still answering this stuff, I feel like you guys know me better than my mom right now.



2 times on a regular

On my diarrhea days it could go 5 times!

*Speaking of which I'm on the toilet as we speak*



1 most of the times, rarely 2



sales2099 said:
Fun fact: Jerking off initiates a "system clearing", enabling #1 and #2 to release much easier immediately after doing so, cool for those with no fiber in their diet.

mmm.... erection is a parasympathetic response while orgasm is sympathetic

 

parasympathetic = rest and digest

sympathetic = fight or flight

 

im not sure how fast your body recover from sympathetic response for you to improve your bowel movement which is a parasympathetic response

do you ever feel like pooping after sex? i usually dont... but yeah maybe it does trigger it since after orgasm you feel like sleeping, and explains the parasympathetic response



 

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All this poop talk. Now dinner is ready and suddenly I'm not hungry because of my vivid imagination. I'd much prefer a jerk off thread. :/



 

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aikohualda said:
sethnintendo said:
1-2 at least. Sometimes I pull a hat trick or more.

whats a hat trick? :O



Hat trick is hockey term for three goals in one game. I just finished taking a shit while typing this response on my Wii U. "I feel good nah nah nah"



Wait to you get my age. Then it becomes a chore. Sit there forever waiting for something to happen. Or it happens all to often.



sethnintendo said:
aikohualda said:
sethnintendo said:
1-2 at least. Sometimes I pull a hat trick or more.

whats a hat trick? :O



Hat trick is hockey term for three goals in one game. I just finished taking a shit while typing this response on my Wii U. "I feel good nah nah nah"

"hockey term" im 99.99% sure you are white :P



 

aikohualda said:
sethnintendo said:
aikohualda said:
sethnintendo said:
1-2 at least. Sometimes I pull a hat trick or more.

whats a hat trick? :O



Hat trick is hockey term for three goals in one game. I just finished taking a shit while typing this response on my Wii U. "I feel good nah nah nah"

"hockey term" im 99.99% sure you are white :P

Yep, and I don't even really like hockey.  I just like attaching the hat trick term to taking more than 3 dumps in a day.