Why Real Gamers Won’t Be Buying BioShock Infinite

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Darc Requiem on 31 March 2013

I thought this would be a thread about a Bioshock fan being disappointed by the game becoming a straight FPS and losing it's RPG elements. I was mistaken...

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AbbathTheGrim on 31 March 2013

kain_kusanagi said:

April Fools day is tomorrow, not today.

Thank you man, I completely forgot about this and I enter a lot of websites that screw around tomorrow day with a lot of fake news. I would have fallen and enjoyed the ride but no, you just had to put me on alert. Thank you.

Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=221391&page=1

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naruball on 31 March 2013

"I haven’t played BioShock Infinite yet because my pirated copy still won’t run right, but I heard"

This sentence alone should have been enough to figure out a) that it's satire and b) the kind of people the author makes fun of.

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kain_kusanagi on 31 March 2013

AbbathTheGrim said:

kain_kusanagi said:

April Fools day is tomorrow, not today.

Thank you man, I completely forgot about this and I enter a lot of websites that screw around tomorrow day with a lot of fake news. I would have fallen and enjoyed the ride but no, you just had to put me on alert. Thank you.

lol, sorry to spoil your fun.

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Mr Puggsly on 31 March 2013

I didn't even have to read the OP to realize it was a joke.

But I am gonna use this as an opportunity to say that game was dope!

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ozsman on 31 March 2013

fuck Multiplayer it ruined the last one

You wanna have your opinion, then you have to respect different opinions as well.

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richardhutnik on 01 April 2013

ozsman said:
fuck Multiplayer it ruined the last one

Come on, we know by sales numbers, and what the buzz is about, multiplayer makes EVERY SINGLE GAME out there!

Please note the emoticon again, before you rip into me also.

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Darth Tigris on 01 April 2013

naruball said:
I swear to God, no matter how strong the sarcasm is, a lot of people don't get it or express doubt. Have we come to the point that they need to end their article with "lolz" or "/sarcasm"? I mean, seriously, guys.

Satire is wasted on most gamers and forum regulars. Mods will even ban for it. Sad ...

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