Analyst: "PS4 announcement made Wii U look like a premature ejaculation."

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pokoko on 23 February 2013

I disagree completely. I think we're dealing with more of an Erectendo Dysfunction situation. There was some joyful foreplay early, and launch numbers swelled nicely, but sales went decidedly soft after that.

Ejaculation? Never happened.

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Moren on 23 February 2013

Ummm... -_-

I had to read it twice to catch all the... well... interesting points.

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dahuman on 23 February 2013

NTH is the most reliable source on the interwebz, they can't be wrong, which means Wii U is DOOMZ!

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JoeTheBro on 23 February 2013

I think your extended metaphor took over the post and without that there isn't anything really left. Still funny though.

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theprof00 on 23 February 2013

bravo bravo

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1337 Gamer on 23 February 2013

HAHAHHA thats some funny stuff. While its clearly satire, underneath it all there are a few solid conceptual arguments presented albeit with a Strong pro SONY attitude. I for one however dont count nintendo completely out. Ill wait to see what sales of the Xbox 720 or PS4 look like in comparison to the Wii Ubefore I pass judgement.

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miz1q2w3e on 23 February 2013

^^

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NintendoPie on 23 February 2013

NTH has to be one of the most reputable sources I know. Anything that they rub in my face is perfection.

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binary solo on 23 February 2013

Shit dude, all you need to do is get some pretty girl to read these analyses on youtube and you'd be rolling in money.

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