Today on TRJW "The Real Jay Woody"  we decided to interview a few scientist on what makes fanboys fanboys.  Why is it that their behavior is so abnoxious and attackful?  What makes these wild creatures bend over for a company that they have no association with?  Well let's find out shal we. let's see here what scientists had to say.

"Well if you see here in this diagram done off of 1's of millions of statistical researches here, we have seemed to have learned what makes these creatures the way they are."




So now you understand what makes these wild creatures the way they are, as you can see the lack of genitals and gorilla like brains make these creatures angry.  Beware of random attacks by these dangerous creatures.  

As a self-proclaimed fanboy, I'm offended. ;P

Ok this is gold!

That's offensive I don't even drink soda D:

Don't insult me, Man!

REPORTED!!

It's like politics or religion, as no amount of logical thought can overcome a fanboy's thinking that their favorite company is doing great, that its products are the shit, etc etc etc.

And this is coming from somebody known to be a fanboy.

Also, the hands and penis descriptions of the picture are contraDICTory. Perhaps he uses lotion to keep skin nice and soft....

:( sadface lol

Seriosly though there is a thread of you right now.  Im pretty sure the mods have already confirmed you are not Wander but here is that thread anyways in case you want to read through it.

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=154122