How long can you go without spreading your man mayonise? This includes any activity that results in ejaculation.

I personally can go about 3-5 days strong without ejaculation. But after the fifth day, my body starts demanding it. It's almost as if it's forcing me tickle my pickle. For example, if it's been a while my body prevents me from getting a good night's sleep. And when I do try to go to sleep, I find myself waking up every 45 minutes with an uninvited boner. And these aren't just any boners either; these are the strongest, most intense boners I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot boners). Some things are just too extreme to sleep through and these boners have definitely past that level.

So for the sake of my rest and livelihood, I have to give in and masturbate. Not because I want to, but because I'm forced to. Unlike normal masturbation sessions, these are not happy sessions. These are sad, angry, and oftentimes violent sessions. On rare occassions, I find myself crying myself to sleep because of the overwhelming shame.

What about you? How long could you last? And what's your record for longest time without ejaculation (not including pre-puberty of course).

Be honest. I need to know if I'm abnormal and should see a specialist. My life may depend on your answers.

It just so happens that I'm a specialist, but I'm going to need to put you under observation before I can determine if this is abnormal. Do you have a webcam?

Its pretty clear your sad angry and violent mastrubation sessions is a direct result of you losing that fight to that fat kid..

Funny you ask that. I just bought a new camera to observe my sleep cycle. I'd be happy to send you a video. There's just one problem: My name, address, Bank PIN number, and Social Security Numbers are all posted on my wall in clear, bold font. Do you promise not to use that info for any malacious purposes (such as stealing my identity)?

I thought we agreed the fight ended in an honorable draw?

No. I mean no. I mean no! Goddamn it. Yes, of course.

I'm not sure what to say except...

your mind thinks of a draw but your penis knows the truth about the loss.. Hence the anger.. Sadness.. And violent way of mastrubating.. Its like it wants to go through that loss again and again untill you finally accept that you lost the fight

I read the OP multiple times and I still don't understand what he's talking about. My pipes in my house are fine and they don't need drainage, and I'm stocked on mayonnaise

I have to empty my pipes daily.