Let's make a list of specs,

- WiiU Nintendo Land bundle, unopend box, is 10 lbs

- Gamepad weighs less than my cock.

Edit: *when hard

It's not possible. You would have to detach it to get a proper weight.

No, I lay both in one hand (each) and simply compare by a more layman's judgment. I could probably ask a 3rd party for their opinion. I'd say as long as the cocks connection is not a factor in holding said cock, it should be fine.

It's still not accurate. You need to detach it first.

the length of (when put together) WiiU and the gamepad is about 60cm

The amount of cables that come with it is >9000.

The processor is cooled by Miyamoto's tears.

The CPU works great because, in spite of low clock times, it's powered by ferries. And the GPU contains an actual Super Mushroom.

You So wish!