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She looks like a man.



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superchunk said:
Sad part is that she's not even good looking or has any breasts. :/


Through visual confirmation by a third party, I can confirm that those small growths on the front of her body are indeed breasts.



Imagine the disappointment when the buyer realises he bought a car and not the girl.



The through-the-gap shot pushes the boundries of photo's a dad should take. She looks more slutty than sexy though, which doesn't sell anything to me. The pic with jeans on is better. I'm not a big fan of excessive tatoos and face piercings too, which kinda kills the hotness for me.



Haha the questions asked in eBay...

Q: are test drives available. and i would like to see the car also
A: Just keep on dreamin & poppin!!!!!


Q: YIKES That "BUTT R FACE" Chick looks like she have been Ridden & Ridden Hard & put away Wet....Just NASTY
A: Your just jealous!!!

Q: Does buying the car include a free "ride" with the porn star ?
A: Nice way to talk about my daughter!!!! But sure----------!!!! Hit the buy it now!!



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First photo.. okay.. second on.. well.. there are lines that should never be crossed by a father..



Boycotting the following:

1. Yoshi: He ate my car and spit out a toaster.

2. Igglybuff: Totally false advertisement. You can have as many as you like they don't buff nothing.

3. the Terms Hardcore/Softcore... We're talking Video Games. Not Porn.

4. The term Casual as relates to Gamers: We make them sound like outsider's that happen to play games.  If that were the case they'd own a PS3.

5. Donuts.... Beacause I drink Beer...... and the biggest fan of Donuts hates Beer.

6. Boycotts: Their so lame.