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zuvuyeay on 19 October 2012

we are all gods children after all,

now that is what i call a visit to the park



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richardhutnik on 19 October 2012
TheEvilBanana said:

I don't know if I've ever told you guys this... But I have met Jesus. I'll tell you guys the story.

I was in downtown, in central park, when I spark up a conversation with a random homeless man(something I do often). We got to talking, and he asked who I was. I said, I'm Wes. He said no, who are you really? I knew exactly what he meant. I told him that I was the reincarnation of the caananite Moon God Jarah, one of the sons of EL. He told me he knew of me. Then I asked who he was. He told me he was ELs firstborn son. I'm like... "You're Jesus?" He said yes. I'm like wow, awesome, hey dude I was going to give this stone to God when I met him, it represents my sin(it's a purple rock with skull and crossbones), can you give this to your Dad for me? He's like, sure, so I hand him the stone, then puts his hand on my head and blesses me in tongues. Then he's like, "Hold out your hand" So I held out my hand, and from inside his jacket pocket, he grabs me a big handful or marijuana buds. Then I ask him, how are you lately? He told me he was hanging out with the Egyptian sun God Ra in southern california. I said, oh cool. Then he walked away after some more small talk, I've never heard or seen him since.

So, that's my story about my encounter with Jesus.

THIS IS A TRAP!  I am not going to take the bait and deny Jesus came in the flesh:

http://bible.cc/2_john/1-7.htm

 

Anyhow, if anyone wants to morph this into a thread about how you know you met God, that would be cool.  I was thinking of posting something on that subject.  So, how the heck does one know they met God?



zuvuyeay on 19 October 2012
richardhutnik said:
TheEvilBanana said:

I don't know if I've ever told you guys this... But I have met Jesus. I'll tell you guys the story.

I was in downtown, in central park, when I spark up a conversation with a random homeless man(something I do often). We got to talking, and he asked who I was. I said, I'm Wes. He said no, who are you really? I knew exactly what he meant. I told him that I was the reincarnation of the caananite Moon God Jarah, one of the sons of EL. He told me he knew of me. Then I asked who he was. He told me he was ELs firstborn son. I'm like... "You're Jesus?" He said yes. I'm like wow, awesome, hey dude I was going to give this stone to God when I met him, it represents my sin(it's a purple rock with skull and crossbones), can you give this to your Dad for me? He's like, sure, so I hand him the stone, then puts his hand on my head and blesses me in tongues. Then he's like, "Hold out your hand" So I held out my hand, and from inside his jacket pocket, he grabs me a big handful or marijuana buds. Then I ask him, how are you lately? He told me he was hanging out with the Egyptian sun God Ra in southern california. I said, oh cool. Then he walked away after some more small talk, I've never heard or seen him since.

So, that's my story about my encounter with Jesus.

THIS IS A TRAP!  I am not going to take the bait and deny Jesus came in the flesh:

http://bible.cc/2_john/1-7.htm

 

Anyhow, if anyone wants to morph this into a thread about how you know you met God, that would be cool.  I was thinking of posting something on that subject.  So, how the heck does one know they met God?


you'll know :)



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richardhutnik on 19 October 2012
zuvuyeay said:
richardhutnik said:
TheEvilBanana said:

I don't know if I've ever told you guys this... But I have met Jesus. I'll tell you guys the story.

I was in downtown, in central park, when I spark up a conversation with a random homeless man(something I do often). We got to talking, and he asked who I was. I said, I'm Wes. He said no, who are you really? I knew exactly what he meant. I told him that I was the reincarnation of the caananite Moon God Jarah, one of the sons of EL. He told me he knew of me. Then I asked who he was. He told me he was ELs firstborn son. I'm like... "You're Jesus?" He said yes. I'm like wow, awesome, hey dude I was going to give this stone to God when I met him, it represents my sin(it's a purple rock with skull and crossbones), can you give this to your Dad for me? He's like, sure, so I hand him the stone, then puts his hand on my head and blesses me in tongues. Then he's like, "Hold out your hand" So I held out my hand, and from inside his jacket pocket, he grabs me a big handful or marijuana buds. Then I ask him, how are you lately? He told me he was hanging out with the Egyptian sun God Ra in southern california. I said, oh cool. Then he walked away after some more small talk, I've never heard or seen him since.

So, that's my story about my encounter with Jesus.

THIS IS A TRAP!  I am not going to take the bait and deny Jesus came in the flesh:

http://bible.cc/2_john/1-7.htm

 

Anyhow, if anyone wants to morph this into a thread about how you know you met God, that would be cool.  I was thinking of posting something on that subject.  So, how the heck does one know they met God?


you'll know :)

That sounds like what they say about love also, and I see a divorce rate around 50%.  So, I could argue both would end up being merely wishful thinking.



the2real4mafol on 19 October 2012

Cool story but are you sure, that one of you isn't high?



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osed125 on 19 October 2012

I know him as well, he's actually my brother, I'm EL's secondborn son, we play Smash together.



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ps3-sales! on 19 October 2012
TheEvilBanana said:
wfz said:
Does this make you humanity's new prophet?

What a remarkable selection of a specimen.

Umm... I am a prophet to an extent...

I've been connected to the Christ conciousness since I was 18. Also, I'm an indigo child(although lately my aura is aqua instead of indigo!), meaning I have ailities including but not limited too: Communicating with spirits, seeing spirits, feeling extreme empathy(I can feel peoples emotions physically) seeing auras, a direct connection to God, having insight into the future, traveling through other dimensions both astrally and physically, enhanced magickal abilities and remembering my past lives. I have male and female features(Penis, boobs, wide hips). My body is metabolizes medications faster then normal peoples(I was told this, also I've done lethal amount of pills/alcohol/heroin without dying) My metabolism is very fast. My lungs, liver, and blood levels are all completely healthy despite all the drugs and cigarettes and weed I've smoked. I think I am a very suitable and remarkable selection for a new prophet, I have been called the evolution of mankind..

Oh, so he's, um... serious.... awkward..........



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richardhutnik on 19 October 2012
ps3-sales! said:
TheEvilBanana said:
wfz said:
Does this make you humanity's new prophet?

What a remarkable selection of a specimen.

Umm... I am a prophet to an extent...

I've been connected to the Christ conciousness since I was 18. Also, I'm an indigo child(although lately my aura is aqua instead of indigo!), meaning I have ailities including but not limited too: Communicating with spirits, seeing spirits, feeling extreme empathy(I can feel peoples emotions physically) seeing auras, a direct connection to God, having insight into the future, traveling through other dimensions both astrally and physically, enhanced magickal abilities and remembering my past lives. I have male and female features(Penis, boobs, wide hips). My body is metabolizes medications faster then normal peoples(I was told this, also I've done lethal amount of pills/alcohol/heroin without dying) My metabolism is very fast. My lungs, liver, and blood levels are all completely healthy despite all the drugs and cigarettes and weed I've smoked. I think I am a very suitable and remarkable selection for a new prophet, I have been called the evolution of mankind..

Oh, so he's, um... serious.... awkward..........

I would go try to hunt down the original post to reply there, but I think I will pass that and reply here.

My take is that:

* As a work of escapism, what I saw there, doesn't offer trophies or achievements, so videogames today are better than that.

* As something of value, I don't see where it helps anyone else at all.  Like can you use it to feed the poor, and get people jobs?  And I don't see any shades of love, which would end up fitting into Christ's teachings.  What I see is someone so desperate for attention, they figure they will make themselves a freak show in hopes of obtaining some glory, and give their life meaning.

All and all, I don't see much here beyond Internet background noise.



Antimony-51 on 20 October 2012

Niggie were u on drugs?



riderz13371 on 20 October 2012

I'm in that weird part of vgchartz again.