I met Jesus in the flesh

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TheEvilBanana said:

wfz said:
Does this make you humanity's new prophet?

What a remarkable selection of a specimen.

Umm... I am a prophet to an extent...

I've been connected to the Christ conciousness since I was 18. Also, I'm an indigo child(although lately my aura is aqua instead of indigo!), meaning I have ailities including but not limited too: Communicating with spirits, seeing spirits, feeling extreme empathy(I can feel peoples emotions physically) seeing auras, a direct connection to God, having insight into the future, traveling through other dimensions both astrally and physically, enhanced magickal abilities and remembering my past lives. I have male and female features(Penis, boobs, wide hips). My body is metabolizes medications faster then normal peoples(I was told this, also I've done lethal amount of pills/alcohol/heroin without dying) My metabolism is very fast. My lungs, liver, and blood levels are all completely healthy despite all the drugs and cigarettes and weed I've smoked. I think I am a very suitable and remarkable selection for a new prophet, I have been called the evolution of mankind..

Oh, so he's, um... serious.... awkward..........