I met Jesus in the flesh

[zuvuyeay]

richardhutnik said:

TheEvilBanana said:

I don't know if I've ever told you guys this... But I have met Jesus. I'll tell you guys the story.

I was in downtown, in central park, when I spark up a conversation with a random homeless man(something I do often). We got to talking, and he asked who I was. I said, I'm Wes. He said no, who are you really? I knew exactly what he meant. I told him that I was the reincarnation of the caananite Moon God Jarah, one of the sons of EL. He told me he knew of me. Then I asked who he was. He told me he was ELs firstborn son. I'm like... "You're Jesus?" He said yes. I'm like wow, awesome, hey dude I was going to give this stone to God when I met him, it represents my sin(it's a purple rock with skull and crossbones), can you give this to your Dad for me? He's like, sure, so I hand him the stone, then puts his hand on my head and blesses me in tongues. Then he's like, "Hold out your hand" So I held out my hand, and from inside his jacket pocket, he grabs me a big handful or marijuana buds. Then I ask him, how are you lately? He told me he was hanging out with the Egyptian sun God Ra in southern california. I said, oh cool. Then he walked away after some more small talk, I've never heard or seen him since.

So, that's my story about my encounter with Jesus.

THIS IS A TRAP!  I am not going to take the bait and deny Jesus came in the flesh:

http://bible.cc/2_john/1-7.htm

 

Anyhow, if anyone wants to morph this into a thread about how you know you met God, that would be cool.  I was thinking of posting something on that subject.  So, how the heck does one know they met God?

you'll know :)