Guys. I'm finally ready to get to work on this baby. I know you're all done the game and working on platinum, but I'm finally able to go online and play with you guys. Fishtacos and MUGEN, (and anyone else), lemme know, and I'll see what I can do.

Am on chapter 5.

Am I the only one not past chapter 1? :(

Im only on chapter 2 :(

Well I'm technically at the start of chapter 2, but still!

Yes.  You are the only one.  Now go back to the batcave you came from and don't come out until you're at least at chapter 5. 

how the flaming cunt fucking hell are you supposed to beat Grendel? does he heal or something? because I know for a fact I've done more than 40 000 damage on him and he's glitched or something. I've fought that battle 5 times now and I just keep going and going and going, and the only time he hits me is when he slaps his chest and makes all the little rocks spew out at me, stunning me in place, then he bellyflops me for an instant kill every time. This is not a hard battle, it's just long and he has one ability that can instant kill, and sometimes he doesn't give enough of a warning to get the fuck outta there.

This is pissing me off something fierce.

Also, I got Brunhild, it's not that hard. took about a half dozen kills of the Orc King.

That was hell of a monster lol. Reminds me of White Fatalis in MH that I killed for almost one hour. You really getting me excited to get this I NEED THE EUR R.O T-T

Since you said you're in chapter 5, I'm assuming you're refering to the chapter 5 grendel where you have to beat him without the benefit of the base to take his attention off of you.

Since its that attack that gets you, here's what too look out for. You'll know that he's about to pump his chest and send those sweat flying around when he does a muscle man pose where he has both arms in the air and trying to flex his bicepts. when you see that animation, dash away for dear life. there are occations when he will not attack but he will be trying to follow and corner you. best thing to do is to try and lead him to the center of the map and then approach him, he will either do an elbow smash or do that muscle flex thingy and then start pumping his chest. either way, just dash away.

If you cant avoid it, its best to have a stun resist card or on your weapon, this way you wont get stunned if you're not able to run away fast enough. if you get hit by his sweats, it will act as a homing device and when he jumps for the belly flop, he will home in to your location. very hard to avoid as he is one huge fucker. but it is avoidable, how? just jump up as high as you can. (double or trip jump). you'll avoid his belly flop and you will land next to him.

easy peasy. I has majesty up on near. If you've figured out how to accept gifts using the angeling in your room, just dl the card. It will boost your attack greatly. But keep in mind, if and when you know down opponents to the ground, you will do 1 damage ahahahaha!

Oh, I know how to avoid him, I know how to avoid it and how he prepares for it, but sometimes I don't see the warning, and he's smacking his chest before I have the chance to avoid it.  

Your card never showed up for me. I figured it was bc of the asian version or bc my near was being dumb. I had to reset the data in it to get it working again.

Hey do you know what quest the unspeakable things comes from? I have one and need 5 more but not sure where I got it. I'm thinking the orc king, hero, and shaman quest