we all get spam, but the occasional one is just so odd its funny. for me i constantly get spam about breast enlargements, god knows why, im a man, i dont need or want a boob job. anyway, what are yours?

None of mine are funny.

I remember one where this woman from africa wanted to marry me... it had a pic with it and everything... she lives in my treehouse now...

Well its not really funny but I got I am the 999,999th visitor to some website, then like a week later I was also the 999,999th visitor. Thats just not possible. Unless they had "-1" visits to the site, then I went to it.

The best was when I had just put up my website that I had just made at school.

Nobody knew about the link and the first time I went on it it told me I was the 1 000 000th visitor and to click here to claim my prize.